Josh Hartnett and Dakota Johnson at the VERITY London Gala Screening

Anne Hathaway’s fourth movie of the year is opening and it looks like she has finally gone home and put her feet up as she puts the finishing touches on that baby. It was up to her Verity co-stars Josh Hartnett and Dakota Johnson to pick up the slack and well, they just weren’t up to the task.

Josh Hartnett in Jacquemus

Thank you for leaving your secluded 19th century religious community, Deacon. We hope the electric lights aren’t too much for you.

Dakota Johnson in Colleen Allen

The loudest, longest “meh” that ever meh’d. Nothing about it is interesting, it’s been seen a thousand and one times before, and the color is not great for her. We understand that the amount of preparation in order to wear this dress in front of photographers means we can’t use the word “lazy” here, but it’s such an uninspired, thought-free, default choice at this point.